Ha, I can’t wait to see what search strings bring people to this post … but this post is about boobies, so what else could I title it?
Some modders, with obviously nothing better to do, have created a patch that allows you to see the boobs on most of the (female) characters in Oblivion.
Is this really necessary, I have to wonder? I mean, boobs are everywhere. You just type “boobs” into google, and I’m certain you could find some real-life boobs to ogle. But apparently the game doesn’t offer enough intrigue without the added nipple availability.
From the modder’s own words…
In the process of trying to create a nude skin for Oblivion, I found Bethesda had already done all the work for me. They just covered it up with underwear afterwards. (At least in my version — I know sometimes European versions are different, as those cultures accept the human body better.)
Bethesda’s skins/models don’t really look amazing once they’re actually in the game, though… I’m sure someone will make better ones sooner or later. I’ll be looking forward to it too.
Please note, this is a realistic nudity mod, not a pornographic one. The file included removes the bra welded to the skin of females of all races, showing things as most people know they are in the real world after removing upper body clothing. It will not show every female in the game as topless. I do this because I hate government/society/whatever forcing companies to “protect our innocent population from seeing those evil dirty things 50% of them posess personally anyways” not because I’m trying to turn it into a porn game.
I suppose I should be all offended about this, and go on a rant about blah, blah and blah, but I don’t really feel like it. I have (WoW) auctions to check, and I think my lunch is burning. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with boobies. I don’t think anyone’s going to die from looking at boobies, nor turn into a serial killer, nor anything of the sort. It’s always good to know what boobies are, anyway.
So, go download the patch, if that’s what you’re into. But if you’re underage, make sure your parents say it’s okay for you to look at the boobies.
Boobies for all.
That’ll teach the government.