Wanted: Help for a Writer Who Can’t Express Himself

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Thu, Mar 13 - 3:25 pm EDT | 6 years ago by
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ass

A big old WTF? on this one and an all caps alert:

LOOKING FOR AN PROOF READER, EDITOR

Reply to: lameo@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-04, 8:32PM
LOOKING FOR AN PROOF READER, EDITOR (RICHMOND)
BUSINESSMAN ENTREPRENEUR, WRITING E BOOK ON DATING, A COURSE FOR MEN TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN…….NEED HELP IN EXPRESSING MY IDEAS, VERB AGE AT TIMES AND OF COURSE GRAMMAR USE. A PLUS IF YOU ARE VERY COMPUTER, SOFTWARE, KNOWLEDGEABLE. THIS MAY BE BEST SUITED FOR A COLLEGE AGE FEMALE WHO IS NOT OFFENDED WITH POSSIBLE R TO X RATED DISCUSSION TOPICS.
THIS IS FOR REAL SOME PAY AND SOME RESIDUAL INCOME BONUSES POSSIBLE.

  • Location: RICHMOND
  • Compensation: A PER CHAPTER FLAT AND A RESIDUAL POSSIBLE, OPEN FOR DISCUSSION
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

So let’s try and comprehend. Dude is writing an ebook on dating yet he has no clue how to express himself? Shouldn’t one who is successful at meeting women, oh I don’t know, be able to articulate his thoughts and ideas? Shouldn’t someone who is writing books be able to …oh I don’t know…EXPRESS HIMSELF?

And why a college age female? Why not a college age male? Why not a 40 year old male? Is someone looking to hookup? How’s that going to happen if he can’t express himself?

Smells ass no matter which way the wind is blowing.

Submitted by Kristen King.

Image via Morgue File.

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  • Laurie

    Seems to me that a college-age MALE would be a lot more comfortable with X-rated discussion topics. But since this X-rated e-book is supposed to help men understand women (yeah, good start there… nothing we love more), perhaps he figures this young girl (yet another bright idea) could provide some insights.

    So to recap, a girl who’s barely old enough to drink (if that) knows all there is to know about women… because a woman over 30 wouldn’t have a clue. And the best way to understand women is… porn.

    Yep, this sounds like a legitimate gig alright. Doesn’t sound at all like a lame pickup attempt.

  • Maureen

    He needs a young woman to do this because he needs her to tell him how to pick up younger women. He doesn’t have a clue.

  • Laurie

    Well, he’s certainly got the right idea. Nothing more attractive to a young woman than a leering old dude discussing X-rated topics.

  • http://www.signaturedoggies.com/Names/ moggy

    Right on…..young women everywhere are wondering
    why can’t we have more men with the same views…not!!

  • Maureen

    And the latest ad in the sidebar to the right as I read this is for “NaughtyorNice.com” dating site with photos of women in nearly nothing. The Universe clearly has a sense of humor.