Ok everyone, we don’t normally start the post with collective breathing exercises, but today is different. We’re revisiting a topic more overdone than Kathy Griffin‘s plastic surgery.
Brett Favre. The Green Bay Packers. Reinstatement.
Wait! Don’t get worked up! That’s why we need to do the breathing exercises. Everyone now: Slow, deep breaths through the nose. Exhale completely through the mouth. Repeat. Think happy thoughts. Repeat.
Ready? Ok, now here’s the latest on Brett Favre, ex- and present Green Bay Packer and possible quarterback again.
Fingers crossed, people. It’s almost over. Soon, the Brett Favre drama will be over. That kid who wore Favre’s shirt for four years is probably even sick of it. Where’s a Madonna rumor for the NFL when you need it?
Could a Madonna rumor involving an NFL player save us all from more Brett Favre stories?
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