– Man Finds Snake Head In Broccoli At T.G.I. Friday’s; Quick-Thinking Waitress Offers To Comp Dessert With Whole Frog –
A patron at a soon-to-be-famous T.G.I. Friday’s in New York claimed to have found a snake head in his side order of broccoli yesterday.
We’ve all heard these kinds of stories before about lapses in restaurant hygiene. It’s so easy to cook for yourself at home. When are people going to learn?
There’s absolutely no reason to ever eat broccoli.
In the end, it was all just a big misunderstanding. The manager of the franchise explained that it was “Reptile Week” at all 15,000 T.G.I. Friday locations and offered to comp the table with an order of “salamander poppers with our special Jack Daniels sauce.”
In a related story, T.G.I. Fridays will be treating moms across the country to free dessert for Mother’s Day again this year.
Members in T.G.I. Friday’s customer reward program, Give Me More Stripes, will also receive double points on Mother’s Day as the restaurant transitions to its new rewards program — Give Me More Snakes.
Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these monkey-finger snakes in this mother-flipping broccoli…
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