– Little Kids Taught To Sing Praises to Obama Stunned By Prez’ Plan For Longer School Hours –
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Barack Hussein Obama.
Equal work means equal pay.
He wants a longer school day…
Hey! Wait! What the hell?! We didn’t sign on for that…
Call it an introduction to politics. Less than a week after singing the praises of their leader, the kids of Bernice Young Elementary School expressed outrage at the Administration for advocating a longer school day.
“The way it was explained to me,” one youngster said, “You’re supposed to get special favors when you come out and support the ruling party. Like, y’know, getting some kind of bailout to help you pay for a iPod or being able to explain away cheating on a test as ‘an honest mistake.’”
“All we got was a plan to make us spend more time in school,” the elementary school kid griped.
Administration officials defended the plan for an extended school year saying the extra time would help kids learn the importance of money and pandering to special interests in creating policy.
Republicans criticized Obama’s plan to add hours to the school day as tantamount to “packing children into railroad cars, sending them to labor camps and then exterminating them.”
In a related story, RNC Chairman Michael Steele criticized the Campbell advertising slogan, “Mmm. Mmm. Good.” saying it was a veiled attempt to link President Obama’s policies with the goodness of soup.
When asked for an opinion about the comparisons to Nazi Germany, a reasonable Republican was unavailable for comment because no one could find one.
RNC Chairman Michael Steele explains why he thought the movie ‘Inglourious Basterds’ was about last year’s Democratic Convention…
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