Ninja Impales Himself

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Wed, Nov 18 - 12:12 am EDT | 4 years ago by
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A Seattle man claiming to be a ninja attempted to jump over a 4-5 foot metal fence and didn’t quite make it over, impaling himself. The man is now in intensive care in serious condition.

I’m thinking that if you actually believe that you are a ninja, you should start small and practice jumping over a milk crate or something before moving on to a tall, sharp, metal fence.

The police were looking for an assault victim when they heard the man screaming and found him injured, impaled on the fence. They suspect that he was actually involved in the assault and say that alcohol caused the “overconfidence in his abilities”.

Image: istockphoto

Image: istockphoto

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