I’m not going to say white men can’t jump, but I am going to say this white man wasn’t thinking straight. Check out this porta potty jump fail video to see exactly what I’m talking about. The white guy in the video is lucky he didn’t kill himself. All in all, it’s a pretty damn funny fail of a jump.
As the video begins, the white guy is walking along a row of porta potty stalls. I’m not sure why but a crowd of people are throwing cups and beer cans at him. Apparently, he has made everyone mad. When he reaches the end of the line of porta potties, the white guy gets the great idea to jump to the next row.
To complete the jump, the white guy would have to jump about ten feet. As you would expect, he doesn’t even come close to landing on the other side. Instead, he swan dives onto the ground. The landing didn’t look very pleasant. Though, since he obviously had a lot of alcohol in his system, he probably didn’t feel much of the pain.
Here’s the porta potty jump fail by a drunk white guy: