Pick a Hairstyle, Andrew Bynum!

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Tue, Feb 19 - 8:57 pm EST | 2 years ago by
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Andrew Bynum is starting to piss me off. Whenever I see him, he has a new hairstyle. I’m steaming mad and I’m just not going to take it anymore!

(Important disclosure: I drafted Bynum in my big money fantasy basketball league. He has proceeded to sit out the entire season with a knee injury. That may or may not be why I have uncontrollable anger when it comes to all things Andrew Bynum.)

During his time away from the Philadelphia 76ers, Bynum has spent his time either bowling or styling his hair. After he got hurt bowling, he’s now messing with his hair full-time.

For Bynum’s sake, let’s hope he can get back on the basketball court. These hair shenanigans tell us he doesn’t have a future in the field of cosmetology. At all.

Let’s take a look at Andrew Bynum’s hairstyles from this season alone:

Andrew Bynum as Dora the Explorer

Andrew Bynum as Dora the Explorer

Andrew Bynum as Allen Iverson

Andrew Bynum as Allen Iverson

Andrew Bynum as Al Sharpton

Andrew Bynum as Al Sharpton

Andrew Bynum as a crackhead

Andrew Bynum as a crackhead

Really, Andrew, just stop.

Please.

Stop.

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