The Indiana Pacers are advancing to the second round of the NBA playoffs. Center Roy Hibbert celebrated by posting a picture on Twitter of a girl dumping on the side of the road in Indianapolis. This is strange for a vast number of reasons.
First, let’s start off with his pic:
1. That actually looks like a young chick. Usually, if we see defacating in public, the stereotype is an old, homeless person. But from this angle she looks to be in her young 20s — especially when you consider her iPhone and flashy jewelry.
2. Right on the road in front of stores and restaurants is a weird place to take a dump. Wouldn’t you go to a side alley. Or, you know, a bathroom?
3. The lack of logic tells me this chick was probably drunk. And if she’s drunk, she was probably pissing — not dropping a deuce.
4. That is a weird angle for crapping or peeing. If she were pooping, you’d expect her poop shooter to be more off the ground. If she were urinating, you’d think the position would be more of a squat.
5. Where is the evidence that she actually dumped? Let’s take a closer look.
I don’t see any evidence. So does that mean Roy Hibbert saw this chick in this position and then waited around to see what came out of her body? Strange, strange story all around.
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