Every guy has something to confess. Here at EveryJoe, we are listening. This Joe is supposed to be walking down the aisle in less than two months, but he really wants to back out…
My girl and I have been together for a long time — a really long time — almost 11 years. About six months ago, she was really turning up the heat about marriage. So I had a choice — pop the question or get out. Unfortunately, I took the lazy route and asked her to marry me.
Don’t get me wrong — I love her and all, but the thought of actually marrying her is terrifying. The thing is this… I cheat on her ALL THE TIME. She has no freakin’ clue (as far as I know) but I hook up with other girls once or twice a month. And though cheating is definitely bad when you are dating, when you get married, it’s a whole new ball game. And to be honest (since this is a confession and all), there’s no way that I’m going to stop cheating.
My girl is pretty. She’s got a good body. And she’s really good to me. To top it off, she has an excellent job and she can cook like you can’t believe. Sounds like Mrs. Right, right? I guess so, but I have a couple issues — she’s not HOT and she’s B-O-R-I-N-G in bed.
So that’s where the cheating comes in. I want a girl who is smokin’ hot and willing to do whatever and whenever. A little bondage? Yep. Threesome? Yep. Anal? Yep. I want it all. So I tell my girl that I have to work late, head to the other side of town and pick up the hottest, nastiest bitches I can find. Whether it’s in a bar or on a street corner, I don’t care. If I have to pay for it, that’s fine too. Hell, we are all paying for it one way or another, right?
46 days until I’m supposed to walk down that aisle.
WTF am I going to do?
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