Austin Kingsolver Takes Slider to his Penis Balls

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Mon, Jun 3 - 2:22 pm EST | 1 year ago by
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You know, I always did hate facing submarine pitchers back when I played baseball. They’re release is so strange that it’s difficult to pick up the ball. That’s exactly what happened to Austin Kingsolver on Cal State Fullerton in the above GIF. A submariner threw a slider that ended up hitting him right on his penis balls — for a lack of a better term.

(The announcer claimed Austin Kingsolver got hit in his “midsection”. That’s not accurate. Penis wouldn’t be accurate either. Neither would balls. So I think that combination phrase works best.)

The pitcher’s name was Josh McAlister. This spawn of Satan not only will hit your junk, he will actually argue that you swung the bat. Watch the video to see him point to the third base umpire looking for a strike.

If you can’t tell, I’m typing this in a higher octave. I need to get out of this post because that GIF is too cringeworthy. Bye.

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