We have some upsetting news to report: Brooke Hogan is engaged to be married. Thus, our hopes are dashed. Even worse, she’s marrying a 320 pound brute who plays for the Dallas Cowboys. Unless you want to risk a severe beating, you’re advised to stay far, far away from her from now on.
Check out the 8 pictures below of Brooke Hogan in her prime and nude. This is how we’ll always remember her.
If this couple has kids, the world better watch out. With an NFL player as a dad and the world’s baddest wrestler as a grandfather, the kid will wreak havoc from Day 1. I, for one, don’t look forward to that day.
Here are the 8 images I promised. Be certain you click “Next” to see them all — you don’t want to miss any!