It’s been buzzing all over the place all day. The official Smash Bros website is showing a screenshot of what appears to be Mario attempting to make an honest woman of Peach.
Things just got serious!
Well, in the age of Beyoncé, every man knows that if he likes something, he needs to put a ring on it and, with Bowser always kidnapping Peach, Mario better snag her up before she develops a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome.
Sadly, though, it could be that we are all reading too much into things and, in fact, Peach will remain an old spinster like Daisy forever. It does look like it’s on the wrong finger but who is to say that they don’t do things a little differently in the Mushroom Kingdom? I mean, how cool would it be if Peach became Mario’s wife? She could have a matching hat with the letter P on it!