What is the true reason behind the government shutdown today? The release of Grand Theft Auto Online, of course. Look below for a picture of President Barack Obama playing the newly released game. Now it all makes sense!
Alright, so this obviously isn’t a legit picture. However, I bet more than a few government workers are using their free time to play GTA Online. I know if I wasn’t working right now, that’s what I’d be doing.
Then again, with the reported server trouble Rockstar is having, I may as well be at work. Not even servers can work in this economy. Thanks, Obama.