Vanity License Plates that Scream “I’m a Douche Bag”

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I thought everyone knew that people who get vanity license plates are serious douches. But judging by the volume of “look at me” vanity plates that I see on a regular basis, I think it’s fair to say that the memo hasn’t quite made the rounds.

In honor of the self-important assholes who give the DMV an extra fifty bucks to feel really special, I rounded up 15 of the most ridiculous personalized vanity license plates


Most New York City dwellers can’t even afford a cheap car, thanks to the cost of garaging it. So I guess I have to give it to the person who owns this Lambo. You probably are winning, dude. But then I have to take it away because… vanity plates.

Source: Imgur


You drive a Mercedes. You have money. Thank God for the vanity plate to make that clear.

Source: The Berry


Wait, wait, let me guess. You’re a lawyer.

Source: Imgur


Vanity plates on a Ferrari referencing money. The originality is overwhelming.



A personalized vanity plate owning the fact that you know you’re a self-important, self-named entitled douche who drives a Porsche Cayenne. So meta.

Source: Turn Off Your TV


So clever... so douchey.

Source: Imgur


...Hummer. Something tells me that doesn’t happen very often.

Source: OMG Epic


Yes, we’re all hatin’ on your incredible Range Rover. It’s the stuff rap songs are made of.



You drive a 3 Series BMW. You’re in law school. You’re extra special. We all get it, thanks to your personalized license plate broadcasting your toolbag ego.

Source: Above the Law


Caddy drivers are always super sexy, especially the 70-year-old ones. So this vanity license plate makes total sense.

Source: Topical Isle


Apparently, narcissistic asshats drive Corvettes. And pay a little extra for vanity plates to make sure everyone knows.

Source: Just a Car Guy


Based on the personalized plates on this Ford Focus, that pricey Ivy League law school education did not, in fact, pay off.

Source: Above the Law


Bentley owners know how to make it rain, and of course they need personalized vanity plates to make the rest of us aware.



Well, the Audi driver nailed it with his personalized license plate: TOOL. Cuts right to the chase.

Source: BSide Blog


Yes, your Mustang Shelby is sweet, bro. But we’re not mad about it… more like sad for you and that personalized license plate that turned your kick ass ride into a douche mobile.

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