21 Hilarious Autocorrects That Could Ruin Your Relationship

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    I have a serious love-hate relationship with the autocorrect feature on my phone. But when an autocorrect ruins your chances with a girl (or guy), it’s hate — definitely hate. Check out these hilarious dating texts from Damn You Auto Correct!.


    What's that itch?

    Grade school love

    Not a honey badger, a high badger

    Stroganoff or strokin' off

    Those Mexicans are hungry

    Keepin' it in the family

    Any size is fuck size

    Eating out with friends

    Potato, potahto. Carrots, cock rings.

    I hate State Farm myself

    Everybody needs slutty friends

    What's that stench in Jersey?

    What a muggerfugger!

    Necrophilia might be better than Nickelback

    I painted my girl's tonsils creamy white

    Casual murder confession

    She's got anal availability

    Oops!

    If you have cable, he might be willing to move in

    She likes 'em young

    This relationship is about to explode

    Source: Damn You Auto Correct!

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