Yeah, being all by yourself on New Year’s Eve blows. It can be lonely and a little sad. And it’s almost a sure bet that you’re not getting laid. But you know what? There are things that suck a lot worse than being alone one New Year’s Eve. Here are 17 of them.
Being a Sony exec
Some things suck worse than others. Right now, being one of the assholes at Sony who sent emails ragging on A-list celebs really sucks. I’d much rather be alone on New Year’s Eve than take a direct dagger stare hit from Angelina Jolie. If looks could kill…