Wonder what the future holds? Well, if you find yourself saying, “Yeah, that’s definitely me” to more than a few of these things, it might hold a lot of lonely nights. Here are 21 signs you’ll probably die alone.
You Have No True Friends
You share those “to my true friends” memes that people post on Facebook. And absolutely nobody responds… you don’t even get a “like.”
You’re Not Just Asexual
You spend an embarrassing amount of time analyzing whether your nonexistent sex life is a sign of asexuality or just rock-bottom. And every time, you conclude it’s the latter.
You Show No Mercy
You’re so used to just farting whenever you feel the need because you’re usually alone that you let ‘em rip when on the rare occasion someone is at your house.