Inauguration Day: The Great Triggering

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    All Your Base Are Belong to Us

    The Great Triggering
    (aka “Happy Trump Day,1)

    If I didn’t make it clear enough eleven days ago, Donald Trump’s re-election campaign begins now. Moreover, the SJWs, the special snowflakes, the thumb suckers of collegiate campuses, and the legion of the perpetually outraged are all going to help us get him re-elected.

    For those who don’t like Donald Trump, think of it as the campaign to keep unutterably corrupt Democrats who hate you because you’re either white or an Oreo/Uncle Tom or, in any case, a doubleplusungood male, or a conservative or other than lesbian female, or at least someone who hasn’t embraced victimhood status, away from the White House silver and china. We all have a part to play in this and we can have great fun, fantastic fun, while we play our parts.

    To that glorious (and did I neglect sufficiently to mention fun) end, Thales and I, but 99 and 44/00 % of the work and inspiration came from him, aided by the upright and righteous of heart and mind, inspired by some sixty-three million American voters who have had just about enough, have prepared a video and a little menu of Memes to Taunt SJWs With, can be found here:

    http://imgur.com/a/08OQ3

    A minor sampling of these, just enough to give you a taste, follows:

    Trump - All Your Base
     
    plus
     
    growacet
     
    and
     
    Weiner for Mayor
     
    and
     
    Progressivism
     
    and
     
    Fucking border
     
    plus the sure to be popular
     
    Deportation
     
    Spread the memes, friends; spread them to the very outermost limits of the internet, to radio, to television if possible, to the ever so tender consciousness of each and every ever so special and precious snowflake. Send them to Daily Kos, to Moveon.org, to the Democratic Underground. Put them on Facebook. Post them to Twitter. Send a link to Rosie O’Donnell. Permit yourself no conscience, no mercy. Spread the memes to the safe spaces of college campuses. If you know of a lefty blog…well…donate freely and often; it’s all for a good cause.

    And someone, if you can, if you have the knack, please post these to Hillary’s email server, too. Yes, Vladimir Vladimirovich, this means you and yours, too.

    Give of the memes freely, as well, to the right-wing sections of the blogosphere, that it may continue God’s work. And spare ye not the Never Trumpers, neo-cons, and surrender-before-everything cuckservatives, but rather fuck with them mercilessly, even as they await their handouts in the unemployment line.

    And forget not our struggling and suffering brothers and sisters overseas, languishing under globalist and Tranzi2 tyranny. There’s hardly a thought here that cannot be turned against Germany’s Merkel, or in favor of France’s La Pen, or in support of the United Kingdom’s Teresa May.

    Watch this a few times whenever you feel your energy or enthusiasm begin to flag:

    And, as you do, remember that western civilization is counting on you.

    Now, leaving the vaguely King James language and imagery aside, do all this with a smile, knowing that with each passing on of one of these, a special and precious snowflake dies a little inside. Who knows, a few of them may actually grow a tad from the pain and humiliation. They might even become – yeah, yeah; I know it’s a long shot – actual adult human beings. Hey look; I said it was a long shot.

    Before we move on to the Great Triggering video, too, we ought to consider just how much help President Trump will be giving us in the great cause. Why, on the first day alone, he’s promised us some twenty-eight badly needed initiatives. He can’t get all of those done that quickly, of course, but some he can surely start the ball rolling on:

    1. We can, for example, expect most of the more objectionably left-wing executive orders to disappear before close of business Monday. (That will be his first real full day in office and – let’s be fair and reasonable here – he’s entitled to a full day to do all this.)
    2. We can probably see most federal funding to sanctuary cities disappear, too.
    3. He can begin to identify criminal illegal immigrants, though one hopes we’ll make them serve their full sentences, that, or be put to death, before we let them go.
    4. Not only will we get no more Islamic terrorists imported at our own expense, at least from obviously terror prone regions, but the one’s we don’t get will go to Europe, which will accelerate the Europeans getting rid of theirs, too.
    5. Though it will take a while to come to fruition, we can all be witness to the splendid spectacle of states that have only three exports – Oil, Terror, and Radical Islam – shitting themselves at the prospect that a) “we’ll take care of our own energy needs from now on, thank you, and b) we don’t need you anymore,” as our new president ignores the limousine liberals, champagne socialist, and NIMBY eco-nazi motherfuckers who have been trying to strangle our own energy production for all too long.

     

    And then, too, I’m pretty sure the wall (which probably won’t look like a wall but that’s okay) will be going up soon, if not quite right away. And with each passing day it will get stronger.3

    Maaaan…we have a glorious future ahead of us…that, and a whole bunch of lefties and social justice warriors about to stroke out.

    (Got to watch that Schadenboner; I’m really too old for one of this scale.)

    And now for the piece you’ve been waiting for. For great justice!4

     

    #AllYourBase and #TheGreatTriggering

     

    Next Monday: Free at last! Free at last! Praise God, almighty, I’m free (to speak) at last!

    Top photo by Mark Wallheiser/Getty Images
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    1 Motherfuckers!”

    2 Transnational Progressive. http://www.unc.edu/depts/diplomat/archives_roll/2002_04-06/fonte_ideological/fonte_ideological.html. The term Tranzi, contrary to legend, was not coined by me but by a Brit, David Carr, on Samizdata.

    3 http://www.npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days

    4 And, as an early viewer observed: “This track makes me want to storm the Harvard campus with a laser-breathing triceratops that turns hot chicks’ clothing into candy bikinis.” –D. L.

    Tom Kratman is a retired infantry lieutenant colonel, recovering attorney, and science fiction and military fiction writer. His latest novel, The Rods and the Axe, is available from Amazon.com for $9.99 for the Kindle version, or $25 for the hardback. A political refugee and defector from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, he makes his home in Blacksburg, Virginia. He holds the non-exclusive military and foreign affairs portfolio for EveryJoe. Tom’s books can be ordered through baen.com.

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