Naked Man Overdoses On Viagra At Airport, Throws Poop At Everyone

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That’s one way to deal with a lengthy layover: a New York man vacationing in Thailand was taken into custody by airport security in Phuket after he gobbled down too many Viagra pills, ran through the terminal shouting gibberish at bewildered travelers, and even flung his own poo.

“This was the scariest and most disgusting thing I ever saw at an airport, witness Wannee Ming told Metro. “I stayed away from the man in case he attacked anybody.”

The bizarre incident was instigated by one Steve Cho, a 27-year-old from the East Cost who evidently did not know how to pace himself during his tropical getaway.

The nut job New Yorker allegedly went on a destructive, Viagra-fueled rampage that saw him plow through shops and destroy goods before seeking out his next victim. When bewildered travelers tried to intervene, he kept them at bay with a stream of nonsense words and some hurled feces for good measure.

“The airport staff tried to make him calm down,” Ming recalled. “They were talking to him but he ignored them. It was very bad. The airport did a good job to control him.”

Cho was finally apprehended when a squad of six intrepid security guards tracked him down and got him under control. In a statement, Phuket International Airport confirmed that Cho had downed “too many Viagra drugs” and explained its side of the story.

“To control the situation and to prevent any danger that might happen to other passengers, the officers had to arrest the man,” the statement read. “The officers brought him to the walkway on the north side of the terminal to avoid other passengers and managed to calm him down at the Tourist Centre on the first floor.”

“When he regained his composure he admitted that he took too many Viagra pills and lost consciousness. He accepted responsibility to reimburse for any damages that he caused,” the statement concluded.

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