10 Reasons Kim & Reggie Bush Should Marry

Rumors have been flying the past few weeks that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are getting close to walking down the aisle. Hey, we love a great party! Here are ten reasons those two lovebirds should get hitched.

1. They will create adorable children.
2. The whole ceremony will be documented on a very special Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
3. Because you just know she’s gonna convince him to do a separate reality show.
4. It will continue the Kardashian tradition of marrying athletes.
5. For any non-saints fans, it may distract Reggie enough to throw him off his game.
6. Kim will have an excuse to make another sex tape.
7. It will irritate Jessica Simpson, who has yet to get a ring from Tony Romo.
8. Maybe Bruce Jenner will get drunk at the wedding and challenge Reggie Bush to a mini-decathlon.
9. Kim will pull out all the stops to top Giselle double (shotgun) wedding to Tom Brady.
10. Because there will never be another “Bush and the Tush.”

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