10 Reasons Why I Wish Sex was like College Football
October 8, 2007 by Allison Boyer
Filed under Football
For a laugh! Feel free to comment and add your own reasons!
10. The older you get, the more people respect you as a coach.
9. Tackling is encouraged! —–>
8. If you get injured during action, a team of medics is standing by.
7. You can watch it for 12 hours straight and no one thinks you’re a pervert.
6. How many people tailgate in your front yard before you get laid?
5. You’re guaranteed to see a lot of tight ends in football.
4. You get your own theme song, not to mention a band that plays it every time you do well.
3. If you become a professional, you’ll make millions and you don’t have to hide your career choice from mom and dad.
2. You’re guaranteed a game every single week, not to mention 5 days of practice.
1. After you score, everyone cheers!
You get to go out for pizza after the game.
Mmmmmm pizza.
Why sex should be like football?
All the different spread and tight formations.
Someone should always be there to whisper in your ear what to do.
If both teams mess up and get a flag… They get a do-over.
Why football should be like sex…
There’s never too many men on the field.
“Eating someone’s lunch” brings a whole new meaning.
It is always a must to wrap up.