11 Ways Madonna and A-Rod Could Play Together
July 8, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Sports Rumors
Yeah, yeah, we know that Madonna denies the whole playing with A-Rod’s rod thing, but we’re not closing the door on this rumor just yet. It’s way. Too. Fun!
Check out the Top 11 list by eTrueSports, which we think is great despite the noticeable absence of a Britney Spears tongue-wrestling joke.
Top Eleven Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together
11. Polish A-Rod’s batting helmet
10. Work on double play with Gwyneth
9. Jet to Paris to have cordial, can’t-we-be-friends dinner with Lenny and Cyn
8. Get right to work on their Dancing With The Stars routines
7. How about a game of “Switch Hitter?”
6. Torch the publisher’s warehouse where copies of Chris Ciccone’s book “Life With My Sister Madonna” are stored
5. Play a little Hotbox and Fungo
4. Begin writing Material Girl Meets Material Boy
3. Practice on Alex’s Infield Fly, being careful not to get too sticky and sweet
2. While watching A League of Their Own, fast (4x) forward through Madonna’s baseball scenes
1. Hot oil their gloves
