3 Lessons Learned from A-Rod’s Wife Showing Him the Door
July 3, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Baseball, Sports Rumors
The New York Post, with characteristic understatement and subtlety, claims that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and arm charm with a wedding band wife Cynthia are taking the Last Train to Splitsville.
More Stray-Rod drama. Sigh.
Here are the 3 lessons we’ve discerned from the rumors thus far:
1. There’s apparently a hierarchy among flings. Last year, A-Rod’s Toronto babe mishap resulted in a babymaking session with his wife shortly thereafter. But now that Madonna rumors are swirling, it’s the last straw?
2. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. As the NY Post reports, C-Rod (wish we thought of that nickname!) has been making music with Lenny Kravitz in Paris while the Madonna dish has been served all over the gossip columns.
3. Money can’t buy love but it can buy flings. Oh, and messy divorces. (Exhibit A: Christie Brinkley).
We’re headed to the Big Apple this weekend (Yay for The Mercer in SoHo!) for Sundays Sox-Yanks game. We’ll let you know how A-Rod appears to be handling it all.
