5 (Or So) Questions We’d Ask Matt Walsh

Spygate’s D-Day has come as first-class traitor former New Patriots Patriots staff assistant Matt Walsh has his sit-down with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and then Senator Arlen Specter.

Walsh turned over videotapes last week but the much-anticipated footage of the pre-Super Bowl XXXVI walkthrough of the St. Louis Rams‘ practice was not among them. Expect Walsh to be grilled all the same.

If we were asking Matt Walsh questions, here’s what they would be:

1  Is it true that you accidentally recorded Dancing With the Stars (when Mario left) over the all-important pre-Super Bowl XXXVI walkthrough tape? Or was it Britney Spears’ first cameo on How I Met Your Mother that ruined the evidence?

2  How’s your golf pro business doing since “Matt Walsh” went from total obscurity to household name (among NFL fans)? Has the publicity been good?

3  How much did you bet on the New York Giants in the Super Bowl this year? Did you lock in the odds on the Giants just before the story broke on February 2, the day before the Super Bowl?

4 How deep inside Senator Arlen Specter’s pocket are you? Did he promise you season tickets to the Philadelphia Eagles?

5  Bridget Monyahan or Gisele Bundchen?

Bridget Moynahan seems to be indicating the length of something here . . .

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady laughing, possibly even about Bridget Moynahan and how she’s changing diapers while they’re out on the town.

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