5 Reasons Fishermen Are Great Valentines
February 13, 2008 by Don Zaegel
Filed under Sports Rumors
If you have ever wondered exactly what it is that women love about a great fishermen, than wonder no more. GettingReel.com took a pole from 10 women in a local Gander Mountain while looking for a Valentine Day gift for the fisherman closest to their heart. Not really. I just sat around and thought about what it could be that drive women absolutely head over heels for an angler of their own. So for any readers who are going without this year, no worries. Copy and paste, take notes, or do whatever it is you have to do in order to be sure you adhere to these 5 reason why women want a fisherman as their Valentines.
#5 – You are sure to never go hungry
#4 – Their is always a bottle of spike-it dye around in case she forgets her nail polish
#3 – Because we never tell a lie. Even if it’s a fish story.
#2 – Anybody who is patient enough to fish has to be patient enough to spend a day shoe shopping right?
#1 – The Smells. A dab of Lunker Sauce on the neck drives them nuts!
If you have a good one to add than be sure to let us know and post it.
Okay. So, the ol’ lady’s got a bone to pick with you, good sir. She happened to read this article and took you at your word … needless to say, she wasn’t very impressed with your “Spike-It Dye” idea.