5 Reasons Why The Internet Rules!

5 Reasons Why The Internet Rules! So the internet has been around for quite some time now and it has revolutionized a lot of things such as press, media, and communication in general. While the internet has a lot of good things it has a lot of bad things as well. Let’s not focus on the bad things right now. Let’s focus on the great things like the 5 things below that I think make the internet awesome. I hope you will be able to sense some sarcasm in my writing. 5 Reasons Why The Internet Rules!

1. It’s the only place you can be superman and talk trash to anyone you want and 99.9% of the time get away with it. You can be anonymous. A 250 pound bad ass with a keyboard and a mouth that throws blows like Mike Tyson used to in the ring.
2. Everyone is a spelling and grammar expert. They criticize your spelling and simple mistakes when you write an intelligent article, getting the point of the post but taking focus off of it when you make simple grammar mistakes such as using “your” for “you are” instead of “you’re” (I do it all the time). But when your not looking they use simple letters to signify the words like “u r” or “ur”. I guess it makes them feel better about themselves.
3. Everyone is a thug on the internet no matter what neighborhood or ethnic back ground you come from and they talk the talk to prove it! That’s Gangsta, yo!
4. If you don’t like someone or something you can simply say really cool words  to insult someone like “FAIL” or “Pwns”. You can attempt to make them feel stupid or very small…and sometimes you just look like a giant ass when you just are not as witty as you thought you were.
5. It doesn’t matter how old you are you can use the “F” word and get away with it! You can pretend to be an adult…even if you really are but don’t have the mental maturity to actual be an adult.

Those are my 5. Perhaps I may have missed a few. If I have and you can think of other reasons why the internet F**kin rules, by all means leave a comment and tell me why YOU think the internet rules! Oh, and don’t bother writing that the internet rules because of all the porn…we know.