a 10 million pound cricket match – England vs Stanford Superstars

All of us know that Allen Stanford has lost it. The rest know that he has some brains. The only one left is me, and I think that this would be fun to watch. Texas Billionaire Allen Stanford, after signing a deal with the England and Wales Cricket Board, has announced that England would play an all star team from his Stanford Twenty20 competition and the winner would be richer by 10 million pounds. If you ask what I think of the money, I would say that “well, its huge, too much I reckon. Give me some of it and see how i become funnier than uncle J Rod“

Someone was brave enough, maybe his relative, asked Mr. Bigmoneyford the reason for such extravagance, and the reply was (no matter how much he wanted to say that it was his wife’s wish in bed):

“It breaks my heart to see us at the bottom. I want to take West Indies cricket from the bottom to the top where it belongs.

“The Stanford 20/20 for 20 will be a highly anticipated event, not just because of the prize money, but because of the traditional friendly rivalry that exists between England and the West Indies.”

As Geoffery Boycott would say, “ma grandMUM can hit this with ‘er stick ‘o Rubab”; Mrs. Boycott, could you please wield that massive alchemical stick o’ rubab and smack Stanford’s head with it! PLEASE, for chrissake!

If you have this much of cash leaking out of your safe, then please open thousands of cricket academies all over the Carribean. Maybe he is also doing that. Even then, this much money is not warranted at all, no matter how much Tim May wants to kill me right now.