After Ohio Debate, Obama Predicted To Carry 100% Of Key ‘Women In A Relationship’ Demographic

‘Reject..Denounce..Whatever, You’re Right’ Exchange Supports Group’s Long-Standing Goal Of How Boyfriends, Husbands Should Act

Barack Obama moved one step closer to the Democratic nomination after last night’s debate in Ohio as most pundits said Hillary failed to score a ‘knockout blow’ and Obama held firm to his promise that he’d “never hit a girl.”

The Senator from Illinois also captured the key “Women in a Relationship” demographic during his exchange with Senator Clinton over the support of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan. Obama “denounced” Farrakhan’s positions but stopped short of rejecting the radical Muslim leader’s support.

Pressed by Hillary (and a more annoying than usual Tim Russert) to specifically use the word “reject,” Obama said something to the effect, “I don’t see the difference between “denouncing” and “rejecting” but if you want me to reject it, fine. You’re right.”

This almost unheard of approach means Obama will likely pick up support among women and grudging admiration among hen-pecked husbands.

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“If I can get Hillary to pipe down, I oughta be President…”
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In the event Obama becomes President, the exchange could mark the first test for his universal health care plan as millions of boyfriends apply for coverage for bruised ribs — the result of getting elbowed while being told, “See! That’s what I’m talking about.”

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