Al Emmo… a heart wrenching tale.
I was taking a gander at Adventure Europe’s website, because that’s what the Adventuress does best… she looks at websites and then drools on herself…
I mean… I look at websites and then post about them. Because… well. What else am I suppose to do with all the time burning in my hands?!
Tell me!
I have a story… It’s time to sit back… relax and enjoy the scenery.
Once upon a time, there was once a fair maiden named Britney Brimhall (and she graduated from my home city’s college. Weird. And based upon further research, the company actually is running out of Phoenix. That’s so cool. I have an adventure developer living right here next door!). She grew up to be a wonnnnderful woman who would just happen to be the CEO of a beautiful gaming company called Himalaya Studios. One day, Britney was approached by the fabulous gamer site, Adventure Europe to do an interview with them.
Britney was hessitant at first and thought, “OH, woe is me! I shant do this interview, for something bad may happen. Perhaps I will lose an eye, or mayhaps I will have to marry that ugly frog.”
But what she thought would be bad, was actually wonderful.
So she did the interview.
And you can see it here: mmmm, interviewing goooooodness.
She then became a princess and she lived happily ever after will Al Emmo making her BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
The End.
Disclaimer: some names may have been changed to protect the innocent. Read The Adventuress at your own risk. This website may cause seizures. Viewer discretion is advised. This site is rated R for RETARDED.
