An Apology to Square-Enix
Dear Square-Enix:
I was wrong. I beg your forgiveness and grovel at your feet in thanks for correcting me with the very sound that’s more comforting than my own mother’s heartbeat.
I await your punishment, but I know you are a merciful God and will thus spare the metal-studded cat-o’-nine-tails.
Right?
(Image copyright Square-Enix)
I’m somehow certain that Square-Enix announced this just to spite you for your previous post.
This means I have powers. I shall use them only for good.
He who doth not bring me an ice cream sandwicheth shall be put to death by fire.
Is the fire supposed to be an ironic punishment due to a lack of frozen treats?
*hands over ice cream sandwicheth*