Andy Roddick Wins Match . . . At Love

Wow, is that a hokey title or what?

Anyway, it’s true: The 25-year-old tennis player snagged Brooklyn Decker, a 20-year-old swimsuit model and decided she’s a keeper. Andy Roddick decided to make his cradle-robbing legal popped the question (”Will you marry me?” and not “You mean you’re not even old enough to drink?”—though you’d be forgiven for guessing the latter). 

And we aren’t kidding about “snagged.” People.com reports that he spotted her in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and had his agent get her number.

We could make some naughty tennis puns about things being “in” and “out” but this is a PG-13 blog. (But if you venture to guess where we’re going with this, who are we to stop you?)