Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Third-World Country
Special guest post by: Traci Skene
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No longer satisfied with her United Nations work and overseas adoptions, movie star, Angelina Jolie has announced she is pregnant again, but this time with an entire nation.
“Having twins was easier than I had imagined,” said the globe-trotting beauty, “so I’ve decided to combine my two loves of child-rearing and world domination by giving birth to mega-uplets.”
The new nation, to be called East Brangelina, will be located off the coast of New Guinea until Jolie decides she’d rather move somewhere else.
Brad Pitt, father of the mega-uplets, had announced he will be present for the birth. Said the former Mr. Aniston, “Seeing a new nation born will be the greatest moment of my life. Besides, I want to make sure the doctors put in a few extra stitches afterwards.”
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Even with the co-pay, that’s a $500,000 epidural
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Traci Skene is a professional stand-up comic as well as co-founder and editor of SHECKYmagazine. She posts regularly over at Road Atlas Shrugged and you can catch her live this month on August 22-23 at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, NJ and on August 29 at the Allentown Brewworks in Allentown, PA.
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