Apollo Justice Review: Better Late Than Never

GameTrailers’ review for Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney got a little held up, but no problem, right?

Objekshun. There is no excuse for tardiness! In a real courtroom, your promptness makes all the difference between walking away a free man or having to endure non-consensual activities in the darkest of cells under the most spartan of sheets. But we’ll let you off the hook this time, GameTrailers.

I once pulled a child out of a burning building, but I’m really proud of the fact that I made the connection between Miles Edgeworth’s father and Gregory Peck from To Kill a Mockingbird all by myself.

I can drink juice from a sippy-cup, too!