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Are Your Pants Too Tight

April 1, 2009 by Scott Wharton  
Filed under Men's Health

Are Your Pants Too Tight. I wrote a post waaaayy back in the beginning of my Health And Men Days when the blog was just starting up. It was about how tight pants can effect your health . Often times you see people, both men and women wearing pants that they really have no right trying to put on in the morning. The thing that people don’t know is that tight fitting pants can effect your health.Here is a little bit of what I said

Image: Newscom

Image: Newscom

before and the same tips that I gave back then.

Tight pants can cause problems such as bloating , heartburn, and other abdominal discomfort, not to mention if they are too tight around your “boys”, this can cause your sperm count to decrease. But do not fear, this is not permanent.”

How can you really tell if your pants are too tight? Well here are a few tips:

  1. The pockets bulge no matter how much you tuck them back in.
  2. You sweat a lot more in your nether regions a lot more due to lack of air circulation.
  3. You have a man version of the “Camel Toe” (you laugh now…but look in the mirror).
  4. You can’t fit two fingers between the waist band and yourself.
  5. You can’t slip your wallet in and back out with ease.
  6. And Lastly, You have an extremely difficult time bending to tie your shoes.

As I said before, if you find yourself getting a bit to big for your britches, it may be time to shed those old pants and put them aside. Either buy bigger pants and/or start working to shed the extra pounds that are causing the problem. If you’re just wearing extremely tight pants to show off your bulge then, um, I don’t know what to tell you.

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