Ashes witch-hunt to commence

The ECB have named Ken Schofield as lead prosecutor investigator in the witch-hunt investigation to determine exactly what happened in the Ashes. Ken Schofield is actually a golf man, having spent a few years as director of the European tour.

Also appointed are Nasser Hussein, Michael Atherton and Angus Fraser, with two, as yet, unfilled spots remaining. My guesses are on Geraint Jones and Ashley Giles.