AstronomyBuff #3: I Uncover Proof of Intelligent Design
Well folks, get ready. This will change how you look at the universe from here on…
In my latest video blog entry, I’m announcing a monumental discovery, one that changes everything. I have uncovered evidence that the universe has been designed. I even disclose who it was.
Sorry Phil, but there’ll be no debunking of this, your skeptism won’t serve you here. No Siree, this evidence is totally bunked, you can’t refute this, this is GoodAstronomy through and through.
Oh man, I am about to be SO famous…
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Well I must say this explains a lot. I used to sell Hyundais about ten years ago. It’s all coming together now. Their cars (at least back then) were kind of pieces of crap, and had terrible resale value. Sure, you could get more then 100,000 miles out of it, but by that time the interior would be falling apart, it would sound like an ashamtic 50 year old smoker, and would have more leaks in it then the White House. Of course now I realize their cars were so terrible because all of the good stuff was going toward this whole universe business. I do have a few questions though.
If the Universe was brought to us by Hyundai (and Coors) does that make God middle management?
When the creators of the Universe were working on some of the final details, say like the platypus, do you think the guys from Coors brought by a few cases? That would explain a few of the funnier “accidents” of evolution.
When you spoke about royalities, I wondered if perhaps this is where some of my tax money goes to. Perhaps a small percentage is funneled to Hyundai and Coors. If this is the case, shouldn’t we be allowed to vote on who is actully in charge of the universe? Like an election. I mean come on, we’re realy good voters (here in America at least) look at what a bang up job we’ve done electing our own presidents. Surely we can all agree on who should be bringing us the universe. Right?
While I do have a million more questions, I suppose I should be directing these at someone a little more able to answer them. The CEO of Hyundai sounds like a good place to start. Though I bet he’s harder to get to then the Pope. I’ll start with My Space, surely he has a profile there. Thanks for the info Tony. Very useful.
I wonder if The Universe has any safety features. Like airbags?…
I wish Honda designed the universe. Hyundai?! Hyundai?! Shit, that explains a lot.
That was great, keep us up to date on co-producers, maybe some leverage is available… yes cold hard leverage.
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