Australian IGN Gets Tim Schafer Interview

How does the Australian IGN get lucky enough to do an interview with Tim Schafer? Or could it be that Tim Schafer is too good to do an interview with the US version of IGN? Maybe that’s it. Maybe he really wishes he was just an Aussie, because he thinks they’re cool or something. Well, Tim, they’re not. Us Americans are way cooler than the Australians. Why? Because we drive on the right hand side of the road. Unlike the Aussies, who obviously drive on the left. And that’s a problem for me and many of my fellow Americans.

I know. It seems like something as trivial as which side of the road you’re driving on wouldn’t be a big deal, but it is. It takes you from being the number 10 country to the number 1. Seriously.

Okay. I have no idea what I’m talking about. No, I don’t. But this interview does. It knows exactly what it’s talking about.

So, why don’t you read it. It’ll raise your IQ at least 25 points.