Bad Female Players: Jennifer Tilly
In all the discussions of top and bottom female players last week, I just realized we forgot a major donk in the whole scene. I’ve watched tables featuring Jennifer Tilly many many times and am always amazed by how hard and fast she pushes, getting so far in over her head most of the time that she bets her whole stack off into the nuts and is soon out the door, except in cases where she sucks out.
Here we see her on the other end of the boat, flopping a monster. I don’t think there’s a player on this earth that could have gotten less value out of this hand.
I love the look on Phil Ivey’s face. She made even the most inexpressive player in the game look like he saw Richard Simmons bitchslap Mike Tyson.
OK, we now have a Bottom Three worst poker players list (starting with the very worst)
1) Tilly
2) Gowen
3) Duke
I remember this video and it’s true…my 3 year old could have gotten more out of that hand!
One more thing:
“I thought you had Kings or something”. Wake up you bimbo donkey…this is Patrik Freaking Antonius you’re playing with here! He is capable of making these plays with any two cards, as is most of this table (Ivey, Lindgren, etc.).
Yeah it makes sense in no way, esp. given her tendency to fire off with nothing at horrible times.
Her chest was getting bigger and bigger with every street. By the river I was hoping her tits were going to pop out.
i bet you were durden
she wins one little tournament and she believes she’s like the pros. She couldn’t even carry jenn harmen’s chip tray… let alone mine or any other average joe’s lol
Agreed. She needs to stop it.
Well that is what you get for buying into the bull of “ladies only” tournaments.
She won that. Men Nguyen’s wife won a real tournament but which do you hear about more often?
Jen Harman is a donk. I am sorry. I have to agree with Mike the Mouth on this one.
Yeah I’ve seen Harman make some of the worst plays ever. She’s no Annie Duke, but she sucks.