Bailout Deal For Big Three Is Close
Moe, Larry, Curly To Receive Funds; Shep To Get Crankshaft
They say life imitates art. So, it’s really no surprise that the Marx(ist) Brothers running Congress have agreed to bailout three of the biggest names in comedy.
The heads of the Big Three automakers (assign whichever Stooge you want to each company) have apparently convinced Congress that the best people to turnaround an industry that has been losing money for nearly a decade are a group of politicians who’ve been losing money for nearly 200 years.
Well played, Stooges. As a CEO of a major auto company you now have your dream job — you’re the head of a multi-billion dollar corporation, you’ve got a fat paycheck and absolutely no responsibility for how your company does because it’s now in Congress’ hands.
What could possibly go wrong?
Well, unless you’re a taxpayer…
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If you don’t know who’s about to get hit with the pie, it’s probably you…
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