Ball Breakers
‘Natural Male Enhancement’ President Gets 25 Years, Over $500 Million in Fines and Penalties
Damn! The government can send you to jail for selling a placebo and implying it will make your johnson bigger?!
And yet politicians can promise to catch bin Laden, end terrorism and give everyone high-quality health care for free.
Go figure.
If you’re stupid enough to fork over $34.95 for a bottle of dick pills (or vote in the coming election), chances are it’s only a matter of time before you and your money are parted whether by an envelope stuffing scheme, a letter from Nigerian royalty or socialized medicine.
Fifty bucks says the pissed-off judge in this case got scammed for the three-bottle deal.
My personal favorite was the late addition to the Enzyte product line: the topical Enzyte cream — just rub it vigorously on your love wand and watch as it increases in length and girth.
No one can tell you that didn’t work.
We’ll leave you with this short compilation of Smiling Bob’s greatest hits. Totally worth it for the watermelons and fence pole image at about the :31 mark…
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Natural male enhancement takes on a whole different connotation in your local PMITA prison…
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