Be A Valentines Day Hero

Ok all bone head guys who forgot about Valentines Day and did not get you’re honey something have a chance for recovery. If you read my blog you can stay in good graces with your lover, girlfriend, or wife. Believe me what I am about to say will save you from having to jump in front of a moving car to get out of Valentines Day.

Don’t worry about the stores being closed already. Get up an hour earlier than normal, go down to your local grocery store, buy a card and some flowers. Make sure your honey bunny gets them in the morning and tell her that this is only the beginning and there is more to come. They fall for it every time.

Now that you have that done it is crunch time. Between when you leave your honey and lunch you need to think of some kick butt gift. If you need to, tell everyone at work you are working on an important report and can’t be disturbed. Than surf the Internet for good ideas on what to get your sweet little honey bunny. I’ve done it before, and it works. Before lunch find what store you will find this item at and go get it at lunch.

Now you are safe, unless you were dumb enough to go get burgers at lunch with the guys and forgot to go get the present. If you did this, wait until about two hours before quitting time and go tell your boss you fell like blowing chunks and you are going home. Now you can go get the gift. SCORE, woman happy!

One more thing is if you think you can handle it, make sure the store you buy her gift at is close to one of your favorite stores. Mine would be Fry’s. This way I get her something and than go get some computer parts so the day was not a complete waste.