Bears Fans Get Beer Early On Sundays
November 7, 2008 by Darcie Vany
Filed under Drinks
According to the the Chicago Tribune, Chicago Bears fans have persuaded the city to loosen the liquor laws to allow beer sales in grocery stores to start at 9am instead of 11am on Sundays.
I don’t see why this is such a huge deal. A true beer fan would know which shady grocery stores sell them early anyway. Though I don’t think it was really Bears fans that did the persuading. I think it was the wives and girlfriends of Bears fans. Two reasons I think they are the ones behind it:
1) If they have to stay home while their husbands watch sports all day, they want to be hammered.
2) If they can get their husbands sauced enough, they can take the credit card and hit the mall or maybe a salon.
Who needs beer so badly at 9am on a Sunday? Aren’t you still in bed because of the partying from the night before? Anyway, good job guys. Football fans, wives of fans and alcoholics can all get what they want now.
