Bengals’ Bad Boy Arrested for Punch and Beer
April 3, 2008 by Jodie Lynn Boduch
Filed under Football, Sports Rumors
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry turned himself into police after the latest in a string of troublemaking incidents.
This time around he punched an 18-year-old man and smashed the guy’s car window with a beer bottle.
Why is this guy a wide receiver? If he’s that physical, shouldn’t he be a linebacker or something? Then again, he seems to enjoy being chased by the fuzz, so maybe WR is indeed his true calling.
Other criminal career highlights for Henry include boozing it up with minors in a hotel room, driving with a suspended license, and driving with expired plates. He was suspended for half the NFL season last year for being a naughty boy (and not the fun kind of naughty).
However, regarding the most recent episode, we don’t think this is the whole story. Leave it to straight-laced journalists to omit a key detail:
What brand of beer did Henry throw through the car window?
P.S. This just in! Updates to the Chris Henry debacle in our next post.
