Biden: ‘Everyone Guessed Wrong’ on Stimulus
– Aides Try To Explain To Veep That ‘Everyone’ Doesn’t Mean Him And The Voices In His Head –
Vice President Joe Biden took to the airwaves over the weekend to defend the Administration’s plan to spend $787 bazillion dollars on whatever they felt like.
Attempting to explain the difference between original estimates that three to six million jobs would be created and the reality of what actually happened, Biden declared “Everyone guessed wrong at the time of the estimate.”
Biden went on to explain that by “everyone” he meant all the same voices in his head that keep telling him his hairline looks “completely natural.”
The Vice-President maintained people shouldn’t get hung up on inflated promises that were 10,000% off but rather should concentrate on the “teachers who kept their classroom assignments and police officers who kept their beats because of financial assistance from Washington.”
Great. We just spent a few trillion dollars to save, like, eight jobs.
Not to rain on anyone’s parade, but I heard a couple of those teachers are real jerks, too.
Appearing on Meet The Press, Biden reminded voters that “when they elected me they knew math wasn’t really my strong suit so I shouldn’t be blamed for wasting massive amounts of money based on economic models I don’t understand.”
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“Seriously, Joe … what the hell’s up with that hairstyle?”
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Image: Zuma Press
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