Bizlevity Business News Headlines — 02/27/09
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Russian Man Dies After 12-Hour Viagra-Fueled Sex Romp
Dude. You Never Heard of Cunnilingus?

“Quit Stalin, comrade and get to work…”
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Jerry Seinfeld To Produce New Reality Series
Whaaat’s The Deal With That?

Still master of his domain..
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Las Vegas Running Out Of Water
Wayne Newton Vows To Switch to Scotch and Soda
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Las Vegas Running Out Of Water
Thirsty Tiger Eyes Siegfried and Roy
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Financial Crisis Sparks Unrest In Europe
People Not Sleeping So Well In U.S., Either
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NRA President Calls Semi-Automatic Assault Weapon ‘Quintessential Self-Defense Firearm’
Yeah, If You’re Being Attacked By a Horde of Zombies

“Holy crap! You just shot your own daughter, Jim Bob! Did you forget it’s Halloween, you moron?!”
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Attorney General Holder Says Mexican Officials Have Complained About Availability of Sophisticated Guns from U.S.
Really?! You Can Buy Steroids, A Submarine and a Kidney in Tijuana But You Can’t Get a Decent Assault Weapon?
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Octuplet Mom Fears Hospital Won’t Release Babies
Hospital Won’t Comment On Whether It Will Honor Petition Signed by Other Six Kids

A Bizlevity World Exclusive: Photo of Birth of First Four of the Octuplets
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Octuplet Mom Fears Hospital Won’t Release Babies
Says Even Though She’s Gotten Attached to Them, Releasing Them Back Into the Wild Is Only Humane Thing to Do
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Congress Bails Out ‘Girls Gone Wild’ Coeds In Stimulus Bill
$200K Slated for California Tramp Stamp Removal

C’mon, America! It’s time to get behind this stimulus package…
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