Bizlevity Business News Headlines – 9/16/09
–Stories Ripped-Off From The Day’s Headlines –
Automakers To Lose Stars In New Crash Tests
Kanye West, Entire Cast of ‘Entourage’ Lead In Poll By Voters To Elect New Crash Test Dummies
“Yo, I’mma let you finish running into that wall — but the Hindenburg was the best crash of all time…”
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Blockbuster To Close 960 Stores
Move Means You’ll Now Have to Drive Two States Over To Return ‘Clerks’ DVD You’ve Had For Over a Year
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Satan-Worshiping Teen Sets Fire In Church
Patrick Swayze Doing Lousy Job As Heaven’s Bouncer
Be nice … until it’s time not to be nice.
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President Obama Calls Kanye West A ‘Jackass’
Sarah Palin, Leading Republicans Defend Rapper Just For Drill
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Jimmy Carter Says Joe Wilson Outburst ‘Based On Racism’
Jewish Leaders Suggest Ex-President Order Additional Windows For His Own Glass House
Still clueless after all these years…
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Images: Zuma Press
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