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Bizlevity Business News Headlines — December 7, 2008

December 7, 2008 by Mark Jabo  
Filed under Business

Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do….

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Obama Warns Economy Is Going To Get Worse
President-Elect Goes On To Say, ‘Unless, Of Course, You’re President … Then It’s All Good’

Obama Proposes Largest Public Works Agenda Since New Deal
Will Speak Weekly on YouTube From in Front of Fire While Sitting in Wheelchair
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Eastside Manhattan highway also to be re-named BHO Drive

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Dead Man Stored In Freezer In Florida
Teenage grandson: ‘I Thought Those Hot Pockets Tasted Funny’
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“If it’s all the same to you, I think I’ll pass on the chicken croquettes…. ”

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Study Says Pollution Damaging Male Genitals
Study Author Says, “No, Really … We’re Not Just Breaking Your Balls.”

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Study Says Pollution Damaging Male Genitals
Okay, I Think It’s About Time We Got Serious About The Environment

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Study Says Pollution Damaging Male Genitals
No Need to Worry … Turns Out Most of the Problems Are With Animals

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Study Says Pollution Damaging Male Genitals
Hermaphrodite Polar Bears March On Canadian Capital Demanding Health Coverage, Right To Marry

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Study Says Pollution Damaging Male Genitals
Hermaphrodite Polar Bears March On Canadian Capital Demanding Health Coverage; Complain Rainbow Painted On Fur Is Ruining Their Natural Camouflage

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Study Says Pollution Damaging Male Genitals
Hamsters Now Produce Three Times As Much Sperm As Humans; Drunk Coeds Urged to Avoid Sleeping in Wood Chips
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“Little bastard with soft fur and brown-eyes never called the next day either…”

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One In 10 Mortgages In Trouble
Experts Say Poverty Leads to Likelihood Mortgages Drop Out of High School, Turn to Life of Crime

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Boston Considers Total Smoking Ban, No Tobacco Sales At Pharmacies
NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg Claims New Draconian Law Is Part of Ongoing NY-Boston Rivalry, Promises To Come Up With Even More Restrictions On Everyday Activities

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Boston Considers Total Smoking Ban, No Tobacco Sales At Pharmacies
City Maintains It Will Still Continue To Tolerate Open Racism
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Banned in Boston

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