Bizlevity Business News Headlines — January 8, 2009
Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do…
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Salmonella Outbreak Sickens 388 People
Millions More Nauseated By ABC’s New Reality Show ‘True Beauty’
Normally, you have to work at Roto-Rooter to see this kind of crap…
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Chicago School System Spends $67,000 On Cappuccino Machines
Bureaucrats Can’t Balance Budget But Can Now Enjoy Leisurely Break From Busy Schedule of Graft and Corruption
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Lexus Announces Car That Lets Company Deliver Voice Messages To Drivers
Workers Prepare Special ‘Hey! Look out!’ April Fool’s Message
Car show girls still won’t talk to you..
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Lexus Announces Car That Lets Company Deliver Voice Messages To Drivers
Evangelical Christians Complain New Feature Usurps Traditional Role of Women
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Lexus Announces Car That Lets Company Deliver Voice Messages To Drivers
Company To Change Slogan To: The Relentless Pursuit of Distraction
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Lexus Announces Car That Lets Company Deliver Voice Messages To Drivers
Company Installs New Switchboard To Handle Influx of Calls From Abusive Husbands Saying ‘You Better Tell That Bitch To Get Home and Get Dinner Ready’
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Citibank Agrees To Let Judges Alter Mortgage Rates
Bank To Lay Off Entire Mortgage Department and Set Rates By Spinning a Big Wheel, Let Some Dude With a Law Degree Figure Stuff Out Later
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MSNBC Article: Five Reasons To Be Cautious On Stocks
That’s Easy: Henry Paulson, Ben Bernanke, Lawrence Summers, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi…
Not just scary looking…
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