Bizlevity News Headlines – April 23, 2009
– Stories Ripped Off From Today’s Headlines –
Chris DeWolfe Out As My Space CEO
Smokey De Bear Still Employed
Can’t believe he’s not one of your Top Friends…
Poll Results: Americans High On Obama
Country Refuses To Enter Rehab, Remains Addicted to Government Bailouts and Massive Power Grabbing
Freddie Mac CEO Found Dead In His Home
Worse Yet, He Was Behind In His Mortgage Payments
Freddie Mac CEO Found Dead In His Home
Congress Approves $2.7 Trillion to Pay for Funeral, Says Costs Could Escalate Further
Favorable terms on mausoleum for housing executive raises questions…
Freddie Mac CEO Found Dead In His Home
Suicide Note Indicates Frustration At Not Being Able to Balance Checkbook
Berlin Brothel Advertises Unlimited Food, Drink and Sex In Effort To Combat Recession
Flat-Rate Admission Gives New Meaning to ‘All-You-Can-Eat’
“Who’s your Treasury Secretary?”
Berlin Brothel Advertises Unlimited Food, Drink and Sex In Effort To Combat Recession
New Ad Slogan: ‘In These Hard Times, The Economy’s Not the Only Thing Going Down’
(Ed. note: I’m pretty sure that rhymes in German)
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